Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. (Oscar Wilde)

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. (Thomas Henry Huxley)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)