I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)

The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’ – the pig was ‘committed’. (unknown)

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. (H. G. Wells)

I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. (Ludwig Wittgenstein)